31 Mart 2015 Salı

SPERMA-TO-GENESIS




" and they said, we have been transformed, we attacked and we got destroyed "

Federico Morini / Notes from Inferno

In the morning of that strange day, Max got out from Pedagogrand 7A. The weather was freezing, therewith, it rained yesterday and made the road icy. At that point Chinese guy that owns Chinese store slipped on ice and fall dawn on his ass while he was passing in front of Max. The guy with long hair and beard, in fact, looking like the resurrection of Nordic God Thor, lighted his cigarette before walked his way to the hospital. However in the book of famous German historian Professor Rausch who is the son of Lukas- Paul Rausch "Armeen von Thor" it is written about that weird day as Max had quit the cigarette in those days and he directly walked the hospital instead smoking before.

While walking to the hospital, he thought about his friend who offered him that contribution to the project. When he heard this proposal, he accepted instantly without thinking over. Worldwide famous political analysist Giovanni Barbieri wrote in his book "Soldati all'orrizonte"  as Max would gain 500 krona from his world changing sperm donation and two weeks ago from the incident, he mention the donation to Dinçer while walking to the laboratory and it is written that Dinçer became extremely excited and wanted to join the project. However, Max didn't say more. Through the speculations about this conversation, many pundits said that Max didn't say much due to warning of his friend in the project. Whereas Giovanni Barbieri investigated the case deeply and claimed that in fact Max did know everthing and didn't say much since he was afraid of "them".

Max didn't have difficulty in finding the project room. His friend in the project welcomed him at the door. When he saw the incredibly hot nurse by him, a huge smile appeared on his face and he said " ohh yeah " in his mind. The nurse gave him a sexy glance and invited him to the examination room. Everything was merely transforming a porn scene. However the examination room was complete disappointment. The nurse gave him a vessel and left the room instantly. This part of story had been mentioned in the pyhcological book of Dinçer Inan " Masturbasyonun gizli tarihi" which got banned and burned after the incident due to its perverted context. In the lines of the pages which saved through destruction and reached to nowaday, Dinçer Inan analyzed the mental state of Max during the donation process. Fortunately whole book hasn't remained for the present time.

In the biography of worldwide famous enviromental biologist Karlijn Doorenspleet, named as "My Humps they got you",  she showed the world a really important picture and told that she accompanied Max to the lindelhallen and  she met the other three guys in front of Lindelhallen while they were smoking. Max showed the document to her and other three guys which stated that he donated his sperms to the hospital. After lots of loughes, they asked her to take their picture. This famous picture which you can see above.

From that moment, I need to explain how I know the story beyond that references. I was watching him in that day, even before. I had to make sure that he would give that damn sample. I think you, the readers who reached these lines, deserved to know who I am,

I am going to give you a tip: I am in the picture as well. Of course you know in the left is Max and by him is Dinçer. the guy who gives an effort to look stupid in the all pictures,  No, I am not this fucking Italian guy which was proud of his friend Max who gained easy money. Did you understand who I am ?? Yes ! I am the one who shakes Max's hand and showed the documents proudly to the camera. It was the only time I somehow manifested who I am.

Yes I am Alp motherfuckers !!! The founder of this scientific study. I invested my life to this project. Fucking biologist mucked me all the time ! mucked about the easiness of my studies and also claimed that I sold my soul to the devil. Yes, maybe I am.

In that day, I left and started to walk to the hospital while Karlijn were showing the picture to Max, Fede and Dinçer. I went through the underground tunnels of the hospital. I stopped front of a door and slide my card to the key and press my finger on it. The door opened to an huge laboratory. Everybody looked and salute me respectfuly.  I walked through and stand in front of a capsul which the first clonned Max in it.

Clonned Max opened his eyes and scream " Attackkkiiiinngggggggg !!!

only the sound of bubbles were heard...

                                                     

                                                                           Istanbul, 2015





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