29 Ekim 2012 Pazartesi

A Detective Story: Sex Scandals



It was a rainy night in a neigbourhood where the rich and wealty people live. And I am sitting in my fucked up car, listening the sound of rain, hitting in the top of the car while I am smoking this cheap brand "Lark" long.

What was that fucking noise ? Who the fuck he is approaching now ? Uww .. What an ugly face !!! It is just a fucking garbage man who is going to sweep my love, like the guy said in the song. Maybe he will sweep all the dirts of the city, all those liberalls, and intellectuals, and smooth-talkers...

How did it come up this sex staff while the curtains is open ? It seems as if we are in fucking San Francisco. Damn !! What a drilling this fucking oldy fat man is doing right now !! Absolutely this bastard have taken viagra or something like that. Otherwise it is not even possible.

Shit !! I feel my balls like a concrete right now. I hadn't have sex for six damn months. Should I jerk off little bit ? Ehh noo .. I would rather have burst balls instead of looking like a fucking pervert guy, watching bedrooms and jerking off.

The man at the bedroom has right to fuck that young slut. You know why ?  . The guy has shitload of money and an ugly fat wife. When I had decided to do that job, I was thinking to fuck hot blonde wifes of these fucking rich men. But as I said before this aint California. This is fucking Istanbul where the men got that high political level, cannot afford to have that kind of smoking hot slut wifes. It is the rule of Turkish political life, at least in these days it is.

I should step out of the car to get better pictures. Oh yeah !! They have changed their sex position to "the goat in the cliff " as French men says. Now I can see their orgasm faces. The sex scandal of politicians is always better than getting paid off by fucking cheated, ugly, fat wifes. If he is in the conservative party which is in charge, It is even better.

I don't know the guy who is smoking an orgasm cigaretta right now. He doesn't have Tayyip's moustache. He is probably one of a pervert guy from the nationalist movement party. Fuck ! They don't pay well for this party anymore. Since the only thing these guys doing is fucking the hell around. But I like the guy who is in charge in that party. He is a real Anatolian man. Eh !! At least I can pay the rent of the office for this month. I don't have to live like a bumb for couple of months.

After I get into the car, I realise that this fucking car is not working again. It is fucking rainy outside and I have to walk the nearest bus stop. At least my Istanbul card is with me. Shit !! look at these hot chicks with mini-skirts. Damn !! The young generation is getting hotter and hotter. But I feel a long time passed since I missed that train. Fucking 90's, era of loose clothes and ugly curly hairs. At least I can take out my hat and salute them. Maybe some of them are drunk.

Yes !! Fucking bus finally arrived after 30 minutes. Now I have to take out my hat again. Since I don't want a fucking guy staring at me because of my hat. Damn !! I feel exhausted. Maybe I can take a nap until I reach to Taksim and dream about what I am going to do with this scandal money. Maybe another car, why not ?

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