8 Aralık 2014 Pazartesi

TITLE: ETERNITY




STORY:

Young man was trying to write his feeling to the girl which he fell in love. However he didn't know how to describe that feeling which has so much deep meaning. Eternity !... Yes ! he should describe the eternity to the girl. He thought for a while and an idea came up to his mind and he started to write it down:
Young man was trying to write his feeling to the girl which he fell in love....................

                                                                  June 2014, Umea

21 Kasım 2014 Cuma

UMEA PARTY LIFE


arrived in Umea one years ago. I should admit that I really enjoy this city expecially in the weekends. In factbeing a student in this town makes it even more amusing. Like many students, I am living in Alidhem. The party center of the student life in Umea. I always admire the party spirit of the student here . You can live in Earth only once right ?. You must enjoy in every second of it. Please guys ! come on ! Don’t worry about anything !

I watched many parties and watched the people’s behaviour there. It is always fun to see how they transform after they drink so much. But I have never been in one actually. I always thought that if I would join one of those party,  I would have fun and make the people have fun for sure.

But so sorry. I haven’t introduced myself to you. Let’s do it like international student here. I think it is perfect way to know somebody. First you gotta say your name and your country and of course what you study.

Part 1: NORMALITY

My name is K and I am coming from S. I study phychology.  Yes ! that’s why I observe people’s behaviour everytime. Right now, I doing it actually. But it is your right to ask how come I can observe them totally even though I have never been in those parties.  I got a really strong binocular. I sit in front of my window and watch them. Now I am watching a guy with an hat wearing a green coat. He is going to the pre-party in pedagogrand 7A. He just saw his friends in the door outside smoking. When his friends saw him, they shouted “ oooooooooooo ” and welcome him really sincerely. He asked a cigaretta from his friends like always.

I even know the guy’s name. It is Dinçer and he comes from Turkey and studies Molecular Biology. Now you know him very well right ?  He took the cigarette from Federico, the Italian guy with curly hair. Federico complained like always he does and said that he is still counting how much cigarette he took from him. He wants them back. They laughed. However Federico seemed serious and angry. Then Dinçer complained about that he doesn't got any alchohol with him. Alp "the german turkish guy" offered his beer right away. Max " the german guy" lighted his cigarette. But the beer was not enough for him of course. He asked the bottle with votka from Karlijn " the dutch girl". He knew that she always got one. 

Of course, you may ask that how I know their name.  Actually I met Dinçer once ! He is really cool guy. But the funniest part, he was completely drunk when I met him. He was going back to his home after a corridor party. He asked me a cigarette and I gave him. I don't smoke but I always carry parlament brand cigarette with me. He said he never smoked parlament before and praised the cigarette. He wasn't in himself definitely. And he talked about many things while we spoke. But I was little upset because he didn't even asked me where I am from or what I study. He talked a lot about his friends too. 

Now I need to get out from my home, because from that angle I can not see the kitchen of Max. Please wait for a while for me:)

Part2: TRANSFORMATION LEVEL 1

Now, I see them clearly. They are dancing and there are plenty of people there as well. 3 guys shouted their transformation code while drinking votka shots. Dinçer just pretended to shout. He seems upset and little preoccupied. For sure that building has special meaning for him. However as a phycologist, I definetely notice that the guy got some other vital concerns. A little later, he approached to the window and started to look outside, while speaking with Karljin.

I may even say that he stared at me !

He returned to the kitchen take a little zip from votka and started to tell a sexist joke like always. They laughed except some girls that I don't know. The joke was nasty, I can tell since I got a perfect ability to read lips. I can understand even tough I don't hear it. The girls looked at him with disgusted expression. Dinçer noticed it and try to change the subject to philosopy but he fucked it up as well.

A while after he was paddling the boat on the floor with Alp, Fede and Max. They screamed " Aisa ! Aisa !! Aisa !!!! " 3 of them and including Karljin seemed about to reach transformation. But Dinçer.. he was a god damn good actor.

Part3: TRANSFORMATION LEVEL 2

5 of them got out from the kitchen while singing and I left my place. Now I see them smoking outside of Pedagogrand 7A again. There wasn't much votka left. Federico was complaining about to have completely clear mind after a whole bottle of votka. Dinçer said " of course you can say you got completely clear mind, let's see this guy in the end of the night. Probably if he drinks more, he will end up in a garbage can. " Alp interfered " You mean end up in your couch at your home like the last time". Everybody loughed. For the first time in his life, Dinçer shaked the joker's hand and congragulate him. The vision of his home appeared in his mind. Flies, spiders and a plant which never grows. However it seems like there was definitely something wrong with Dinçer tonight. Then Alp continued searching for next party and Max was inviting people and Karljin was finishing the last drop of votka before Fede could realize.

Other girls from Max's kitchen left for Karhuset and said good bye to them. Alp said he doesn't care, they won't give man ! Fede seemed totally agreed with that. Dinçer was loughing to the sentences. The phrase was directly translated from Turkish. 

The next party is only one block away: Pedagogrand 7B

Alp, Fede and Dinçer went to pedagogrand 7B, Max and Karljin went for collecting people for the party. Alp entered the kitchen in second floor like a pioneer and even like a predator. Then he got out. Dinçer looked at his face and said lets get out for a cigarette. The party was dead and Alp was saying that none of them won't give again. Fede just gave one glance seen to inside and kept insisting to wait Max, Karljin and their companies while having cigarette

Max, Karljin and their companies arrived the place while they are outside. Fede didn't seem happy with companies. In that moment A chinese girl with an hot blonde came outside without any winter coat. Xingru "the chinese girl" saw Dinçer and asked like always with an disgusted face " What are you doing here ?" Dinçer replied like always " you are here that's why " Xingru is one of oldest friend of Dinçer in Umea. They hugged eachother. In that moment Fede's bored face expression has changed. He was totally alert. Fede directly approached to Dinçer while he was speaking with Xingru and hot blonde. He waited for a while expecting Dinçer would introduce him to this two girls. Then after 30 seconds, Fede's patience run out of. He sweared first to Dinçer in Italian and asked to Chinese girl where she is from. She responded that she is Italian and said the only word that she knows. " Cazzo " They stayed outside for 15 minutes. In that whole time she was telling to Dinçer how much hot Max is. 

After a while, Xingru, Fede, Dinçer and Max was in the dance spot in the kitchen. Fede grabbed already Xingru for an intimate dance. Max and Dinçer wasn't dancing. Max approached to Dinçer and showed Fede and said" look at the Italian style. and showed Xingru as well and said " She is true transformer, I wish to be like that so badly " Dinçer used to be in the same lab. with Xingru for 6 months. He definitely agreed with Max's point of view. However Dinçer was nervous and preoccupied even more than before. He tried to escape from dance spot to have a cigarette. But all the time Xingru caught him and never let him go. After 3rd try, Dinçer said " fuck this !" and approached to Xingru and started to dance with her. But Fede was like a definete predator and pushed him and kept the hunt for himself. The fire was erupting from his eyes !.

After his 4th try, he managed to escape from the dance spot. Alp was talking with the blonde girl " Xingru's friend " just by the dance spot. Dinçer took the bottle of wisky from the bench. Actually he had noticed it in first glance when he entered the place. He said to Alp " When something is on the table, it is a public property " and gave the bottle to Alp and yell " drink, drink, drink " Then Max came. Dinçer took back the bottle of wisky from Alp and gave it to Max. Max didn't even need an order to drink it.    


After police arrived to the party, everybody is on their way to the next party in Historigrand 12C. Karljin showed up from somewhere and joined this 3 guys. of course I am on my way to ICA alidhem right now. I gotta be quick. 

Karljin and Dinçer was walking side by side and speaking. She told him there are run out of votka. They need to take it from her room. While they were walking there was a Swedish girl, walking to somewhere, playing a sad song with a flute. Dinçer looked at the girl and said " come on play something cheerful, It is Saturday ! " The cute Swedish girl started to play a cheerful song. Karljin invited the girl and her companies to the party. I couldn't believe to my ears. But They didn't seem so much interested. But probably you won't believe it. I was one of the people of the flute girl. At least I seemed like it. 


I jumped in Karljin's offer of course. It would be my first and only chance to be inside of a party. It is gonna be awesome. While we walked to Karjlin's room, I asked them where they are from and what they study. It was so much fun. But the most funny part was Dinçer couldn't recognize my face. However they never asked me back where I am from and what I study. 

Part3: TRANSFORMATION LEVEL 3 

Now, we are inside of Karljin's room. I should be thankful to Karljin. Because there was no way to watch these guys from outside. The shutters is completely closed. Maybe it was effect of the alchohol. Karljin and Dinçer were talking about philosopical things. They were talking about normality and common standards of society. How the society define the normality, maneuver this normality to the people and alienete people who doesn't obey to defined normality. Was that normality the real human nature ? The reality ? Dinçer turned to me and asked that why I don't speak much and whether I am not interested on those staff. 

But first I need to tell you my real major. I studied criminal pychology. I worked for the police as cunsultant. I have seen many extreemly messed up thing . I helped them to solve many cases. I know all about the real nature of human being. What they have in the core of their identity. How much violent they can be. Of course, I didn't speak much ! I don't want to scare them. I wanted to keep them as naive as they are now. They will learn eventually. But Dinçer is really interesting case for me. 

I should say again. I am really thankful to Karljin to be in this room and to be witness all this conversation. Fede and Max stepped in the room. They were worried about Karljin. The conversation continued. I was so silent. I needed to speak. I asked them why they are interested in that kind of subject. All those guys where studying Biology. Dinçer said" we have to analysis our life in every aspect. Biology is only one of them. Karljin intervene she said " if we studied social science we wouldn't know about the biological nature of us, and if we studied the social science academia would limit as well our perpective. Votka and wine were consumed like water in that room. But Dinçer was only pretending to drink. Here you go boy ! 

After 5 minutes, when smoking outside of the party corridor, Max, Fede and Dinçer were talking about their dick size like every drunk men do. While Max was speaking about his penis size, Dinçer interfered " damn man stop it. We need to use a fucking magnifier to see your dick." Fede loughed his ass off. Max turned to Fede and said " why do you lough man ! In order to see your dick, we need to use two photon confocal microscopy with 100X objective. But it would not be enough, So first we need to stain it with a powerful florecent dye and even the only thing that we could have seen, would be just 2 cells there ! I never seen Dinçer loughed so much in this night. After a while, they shout their transformation code again. Fede screamed " Attachiiiiiing " and entered to corridor and started to speak with the first hot girl that he see. He was good at it. 

After Fede left, Alp and Karljin came to the outside for smoking. All of them started to smoke again with company of Votka. And some cute messed up staff happened there. Definetely ,The transformation level 3 was about appearing. 

Not long after, Dinçer and Alp were in the dance pist. Dinçer was searching for alchohol around. They saw Nuno with Spanish girls. Alp, Nuno and Dinçer hugged eachother and started to shout " Milf !! Milf !! Milf !! Milf !! " Nuno was fucking drunk like many times. I don't know why they scream like that and I don't wanna know. Then Dinçer saw the brazilian guy and the hot Swedish teen with dental brace. They hugged eachother. While Dinçer was speaking with the teen, the only thing that he could think off, was how much his lips and his tonque would be raptured.  Dinçer just wanted to tease the girl and asked, " Hey, I need to know are you legal......." in that time the music was changing and there was a short silence between the songs. Everybody looked at him. But the problem, the guy was about to continue he hesitate little and said " .........or not to drink alchohol, you seem like a fucking 16 years old "  But the party music already started. Nobody could hear this sentences. " Because, I am gonna find alchohol around " Hot teen replied  " I am 18 ! But no thanks, I drunk enough, I think. " after the brazilian guy heard her there was an evil smile in his face. 

Dinçer found the alchohol on the beer pong table. It was in water bottle. And he just came up with the hot Greek girl and said " I just found this but I am not sure if it is alchohol or not. It is in a water bottle " Actually he already tried and he was damn sure that it is alchohol. He just passed it to the girl. The girl drunk it and said " it is definetely alchohol " She did got a cute smile. Dinçer took the bottle and pretend drinking again and passed to the girl. It continued for a while with lots of loughes. But Dinçer was preoccupied and he got some job to do. He left the girl there and proceed in the corridor. He saw 2 meters high Czech guy Chirstian, Portugese guy Gabriel, Hairy Brazilian guy which Dinçer calls him " Batman " and joined to soussage party for a while. Guys where beating the guys were passing through them and yelled " No homos !!! no homos !!!. Dinçer enjoyed it very much. However these guys took Dinçer between them and beat them to yell again. He left them and proceed in the corridor. 

Max and Fede were there talking with the girls of course. Dinçer gave the bottle to Max and asked which kind of alchohol this is. Max drunk it and said immediately " some fucked up gin " he drunk more. Alp was speaking with a girl but saw them and came. He already got fucked face. Complete transformation level 3. Dinçer passed the bottle to him. He drunk it and said " cool " and the bottle passed to Fede of course. Karljin came and the bottle passed her. They went out for cigarette. 

Fede met a friend and kissed her directly from her lips ! Meanwhile Dinçer just started a spontenous conversation with a blonde girl. They talked a lot. The bottle of gin was about to finish already. It was cold and they entered inside together. Dinçer and Karljin entered to toilet with the bottle of gin. When they got out a german guy's mouth stayed opened for a while. Karljin went to right Dinçer went to left and saw Max while he was making out with the blonde girl who Dinçer just spoke. Fede came and Dinçer showed them. Fede was just speaking vovels. Just behind of them Karljin was speaking with a girl in an intimate way. Dinçer was searching for Alp. Dinçer went outside with Fede and Max and noticed Alp talking with a girl. He got her phone number. 

Part4: DESTRUCTION

Now, they are smoking outside. A suprising staff happened for Alp, Fede and Max. Dinçer just took out a full packet of parlament cigarette and offered to them. He started to speak " Alp forgot about that girl, guys ! listen to me. I know an incredible after party around fysikgrand ! Definitely incredible " Fede was alert again said " come on really ? " Dinçer continued " the party of dentist students !!!! you don't know how much hot they are !!! sometimes they were eating in the kitchen of Molecular Biology department while we were studying to our exam. No way to concentrate anymore !!! " Max said " you are bullshiting man !!! then lets go there come on !!! and they screamed " attackiiiiiiiiinggggg " Alp was already fucked up. He was just screaming. Dinçer said but wait just first finish you cigarettes. Everybody finished his cigarette. Dinçer did got rolled one. It took more time to finish it. He just throw it away in its half and turned his face away from the guy. I saw him. At that moment, He was a grimmed faced man, cruel. The old Dinçer will not be there anymore. He has gone forever. 

People transforms in their life. Not with an alchohol. Through their lifespan. They got born with a pure character. Their families transform them first and then their friends after their every experience and society force its rules to our souls. Dinçer was an interesting case. Because he was in the verge of the ultimate transformation.  In all road, they were making jokes, having fun.

Now they are in the door of the party building. Dinçer told them the party is in the basement. He said " lets smoke first and he gave one other parlament cigarette which I gave to him today. I am inside of the building, I hear every word that they speak. Max was talking about pre-blowers in the porn films. 

They entered inside walked down the stairs. There is a music inside. They entered inside except Dinçer. I triggered the trap. 3 of them just dropped to the hole ! Dinçer looked at me. I was wearing a mask like always in this basement. and he said to me: 

- I did what you want, now let me go !
- Sure, fly my little friend, fly fly fly .....

and I throw cold water to these guys, screamed. " wake up my dear fellows !!! " I turned to Dinçer and said " see you around " he replied " I don't fucking think so ! " He got out while his friends was shivering in the hole. 

I whispered " see you my little friend " 

I know excatly where he goes. The real after party that he was talking about the guys. I went there and hide in the shades. He went out with stunning two girls in his arms. I really wonder if he transformed completely. Since mostly he just walk with them to their home. Then he won't remember nothing. He was drunk now. He french kissed two dentist girls. He did got their numbers. He went to the corner to pee. It is shame not to see his complete transformation. I approached him from behind and hit his head with a stick. 

After 5 minutes. 4 of them was in the hole, totally wet. Max yelled " what are you going to do with us ????!!! " Fede just spoke with vovels again , nobody fucking understood him. Alp did got fucked face. And Dinçer screamed 

" please not again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "     

I looked at them and pull down the basket slowly. and said 

" put the fucking lotion on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " 

                                                            November 2014, Umea



17 Kasım 2014 Pazartesi

Sevgili dostum Aqa Muhammed Arsari'den, adalet felsefesi üzerine notlar





Nasil da bu kurbanlar bir siyasi piyon olarak gösterilmişler , bu başyazı da açiklanmamiş. Ama, en azindan, kendi duygularnı seslendirmesı için kurbanlara izin verıldı. Tribune(mahkeme) başyazı sinda, kurbanlar belagatlarıni sessizlik içinda kullandı.

Bu sessizliklere bir eleştirmen belki de gazeteciler, bir konuşmacı olarak işin özunu bildikten sonra onlardan sorduk, doğrudan kararverıldı ke çok gereklı tartışmalar de kanunun lehine mümkün. En azindan haksiz süçlu ses vermiş, bu yanıte göre, ve onlar memnun olana kadar savci tarafindan dinlendiler ve değerler saygılı sessizlik içinda dinlemelere gerekmekte. Başkayerde gaziteler başkaların değıryargılerı ve acılırı için bir forum verebilyorler 

ama şimdı değil, burda değil. 

Eğer gazitecilik sebep-vericı ve ortak yanıtveren forumu hafifleticı sebep-vericı ikisınede kendine adalanmasına, eleştiren kimse tartışa bıller, en azindan herhangi böyle bir konuda. Bu görüşte, ortak karşilıksız kurallarında gereklı kritik, baya hikayelerde sadace güçlulere düşünce hakkı verelmaktedır, ama o şartler burada uyugulanmamaktedır.

 
Aga Muhammed Arsari / Adalet felsefesi - 2009



14 Kasım 2014 Cuma



It is the unknown legend about how calling the cats. Once upon a time there was a cat called as "pisi pisi or tısı tısı, or kıs kısıs " Nobody knows about his real name but everybody agree that there is an "ss" in his name. He was a legendary cat who hunted every mice around for men. He was the fearless leader of the cats. Always men called his name and rewarded him by giving delicious fishes and meats after his glorious hunts. He shared his food with other cats. And then finally the other cats realized that "pisi pisi or tısıtısı or kıs kısı" was the keyword to reach the food. They taught this words to their children and grand children. and among centuries everytime when men say " pisi pisi or tısı tısı or kıs kısıs" the cats approach to the men or give a glance or at least bother to listen without knowing their glorious ancestor ...

                                      Umea, 2014, November 

5 Kasım 2014 Çarşamba

THE IMAGE OF A DETECTIVE : a short story





In a cloudy spring day, a guy just entered in the police department of the city. He was wearing an unparticular tartan shirt, brown slacks and cheap gumshoe. He seemed definitely not an important person by his apperance. Maybe that's why none of the guards even gave him a glance. However he didn't pass through that metal detector though. It was wierd and nobody warned him as well.

He was carrying a file. But from his appearance there was no way to tell the guy is somebody. Maybe he was an asistant of the district attorney. However it was more likely that the guy should be an officeboy of that district attorney which he ordered him to bring the file to his office. He climbed the stairs not fast but not slow as well. They say everybody has peculiar walking style. But this guy definetely didn't have any.

The guy walked through the corridors with his uncharacteristic steps. He just skipped the door of attorney's office. Probably he was just confused. It is certainly expected from that guy to do some stupid things. But no. He didn't come back. He just entered the departmant of organized crimes. Not a single person looked at him. He was walking in his way to the office of police commisioner. After he entered, he put the file to the commisioner's desk.

The commisioner looked at the file and looked at him. He said " Damn ! how can you solve this crime with your fucking stupid face ! " Did the commisioner do a sarcastic joke ? I don't think so. When you looked at this guy's face, you would definitely think that the guy has no brain working. Others loughed as hell. He didn't replied. Probably he couldn't think about a clever answer. How did he solve this complicated case ? The most interestingly he solved many cases as complicated as this case.

Nobody took him seriously in his life. Even after he solved a famous corruption case as well. Some journalist visited the police department to interview with the guy was charged in that investigation. They interviewed everybody in the department except him. Probably they thought that the guy was an tea-maker or something. When they finally found out he is the guy was in charge, they started to ask the questions. The journalist wasn't contented. He just spoke couple of words. That was it. But it wasn't due to not revealing some secret information that government is going to need. He simply couldn't think anything to tell them. The commissioner gave the speech to the journalists.

In the following day his name was mentioned only in one line. It was only because the commissioner said his name in his speech once. Did the guy complain about it ? did he feel dissapointed or what ? No. If you ask me, he didn't have the capacity to think about it. The guy got out the commissioner's office and looked at the people who were laughing him. He did got no face expression except that senseless stupid look. Then he went to the basement where all criminal files are present. He walked down with his uncharacteristic steps again.

He took the most dangerous case from the shelfs. This case was about the biggest criminal orgasination which got relations with big dicks in the town. Nobody dared to process this case. What was the guy thinking ? Why ? did he want to get some respect finally ? Was he capable to think that ? He got out from the police department.Again everybody looked at him with their contemptous glances. Even in the streets. Why was everbody like this?

Because he was showing them how miserable a regular human being is. He never did something to hide it in order to look charming, clever, charismatic. He had never wore an identity costum in his life. Did he do it to protest the society ? No. He had never thought about that kind of staff in his life. The one that who is telling this story to you, is ME behind of my shadow mask. Maybe you started to respect me by looking to my shadow mask. Yes ! You are damn right to respect or even like me.

But but what is he doing now !? He just opened his bag and  took out an hat and long topcoat that he had never wore before. He walked into streets. He thought that people started to respect him. The protector of the town. Maybe until seeing his stupid face. Incredibly he was speaking with damn right people for this dangerous case. How was he doing that ? to come up with clever plan to solve this case and all cases !

He started to stalke a spooky guy. What was he feeling ? We never know.. He followed him until a dark alley. Yes. he entered a ruined apartment. That was the place that the guy would catch him with red-handed ! He walked silently after him.

Then something solid crashed his head. He hit to the wet ground. Maybe first time in his whole life he felt some emotions. He was happy and even proud. They had beaten him dastardly, dishonestly. But it would be the first torch to encourage the society to fight with this damn criminal organization. Finally a guy came up and fought with them bravely and got killed ingloriously. His heroic act would be remembered through years.

He looked his left side while bleeding in streams from his head. There was a plant with soil on its roots and a tattered flowerpot, dropped from a balcony. He kept staring at the flowerpot for a while. Then he closed his eyes and gave away his last breath.

Not long after an homeless man came and looked at him. He touched the fiber of the topcoat. He removed it from the guy's dead body and wore it. He took the hat from the wet ground as well and walked through the main street.

People looked at him respectfully.

to the watchful protector of the town...

                                                                     Umea, 2014 November


22 Eylül 2014 Pazartesi

The man in a dark alley: short story




I am an unsocial man and I can't say that I got so much fun in my life. Besides I am so unsignificant guy, also my appearance is not very distinctive. You know, you just give a glance to a person in the street because he was passing front of you and you don't think about him again. It is me ! But don't think that I am an ugly guy. No not at all. Even some girls used to tell me that I am good looking. Yet, I usually get blushed right in that moment and create an excuse to escape there and go to my home.

However, even a guy like me, got a story to tell. You may not believe any word. It is your kind choice. But I am going to tell it anyway.

In an ordinary autumn night, I was walking in a dark alley. The wind was blowing and drifting the dry leaves around. There was nothing except a weak street light. The weather was freezing with that cold wind. Not long after, I noticed a guy walking in front of me. As I noticed from far, the guy wore an hat and a long topcoat like in detective films. He was walking slow and I was approaching him in every second.

I was lying when I say, there is not so much fun in my life. I sometimes enjoy to make people nervous just by walking next to them or behind of them with a same speed. I don't look at them but I always know that they get easily uncomfortable with my acts. For me it is so funny !!!

Then after a while, I arrived just two meters away from the guy. I arranged my walking speed same with him. After walking 10-15 meters like this the guy with the hat noticed me. He became preoccupied for every second of walking. I did reach my point. Then he slowed down to let me pass. However, I slowed down as well. The tension for him was increasing like the sound of accelerating wind. The autumn leaves was drifting around even more caoticly in that dark alley. And I was still 2 meters behind of him. After a while he started to walk faster but I kept the distance. He couldn't dare to look behind and also run away.

Then he just crouch and pretend like tying his shoelaces to understand that I was seriously stalking him. But I just threw my lighter to the ground and got down to take it. I was just next to him. Then he looked at me with an evil expression in his face and said " hello there dear friend !!. I suddenly got shocked and couln't move a finger. The guy just salute me, was me !!!. I was looking to my own face !

He tied his shoelaces slowly and spoke again " you would have never guess that right ? asshole ! " and walked away and left me there shivering like the last standing autumn leaves. Then he perished in the end of the dark alley.

for the respect to Dvoynik - Dostoyevsky and O Homem Dublicado - Jose Saramago

Umea 2014, Septembre


                                                 

21 Temmuz 2014 Pazartesi

Una pura formalità - Possibilities offered by the fantastic and the surreal




" Even now, I sometimes doubt I ever lived those days, ever made fast that friendship, ever knew this man whose body has just fallen before my eyes. This body gasped for breath, and I wrote this pages. Those vacant eyes cried out for expression, those lips pleaded for a final whimper, this dream was missing a kind of dreamer ... "

" So as not to die of anguish or of shame, men are eternaly condemned to forget the unpleasent moments of their lifes. And the more unpleasent they are, the faster they are forgotten. "

                                                       Onoff - Una Pura Formalità (1994)
                                                               Giuseppe Tornatore


6 Mayıs 2014 Salı

Delilik Tarihine Dair



"Kafka’nın değişim eserinde hayvanlaşan hayat anlayışımızı kaç kişi anlayabildi ki, intihar etmek için çabalarını kaçımız düşündü ki, yoksa hasta bir kişiliği mi okuyoruz?

Kaç kişi sanat adı altında mozart’ın sarayda kızların peşinde koşarken krala yakalanmasını biliyor ki? Kız çığlıklar içinde kaçarken mozart onun peşinde koşuyordu. Üstü başı dağınık, kendinden geçmiş bir halde kralı karşısında görünce susmak yerine krala şunu demişti: “ben bayağı biriyim ama yazdıklarım bayağı değildir.”

Zweig’in, tanrı’nın bileklerinden tuttum derken, “kaderime ben hakimim” demek istediğini. Hugo’nun kadın düşkünü olduğunu, Dostoyevski’nin kumar tutkunluğunu, Balzac’ın dolandırıcılığını, Poe’nin ayyaş olana kadar içtiğini, “sen sarhoş mu yazıyorsun?” dedikleri zaman, kaç kişi yüzünde beliren sanat anlayışı ile yaşamının arasındaki uçuruma kendini koydu?

Tarih deliliklerle dolu, kaç kişi bu deliliklerin arasında yolculuk yapmak ister?

“Gecenin mahremiyetini yırttım” derken Rimbaud’u kaçımız anladı, Verlain korkularının kendini uyutmadığını, Nietzsche otel odasında kusmukları içinde ölürken yanında hiç kimsenin olmamasını, Miller’in karısını sattığını bile bilmiyoruz belki de…

Gorki gibi yazabilmek için on yılımı harcarım diyebilecek kaç deli var aramızda, Descartes’in alın kuralları eserini yazdıktan sonra tebessüm içinde övünerek kahvesini yudumladığını, kendi romanında kurguladığı kişiliğe herkesten önce kendisinin inandığı Gogol gibi, kaç kişi var kurgusuna güvenen?

Tarih deliliklerle dolu…

Cipolla’nın iktisat tarihine meydan okuduğunu bile unutmuşuzdur.

Ibni sina’nın “tıbbı üç kelime içine alıyorum” dediğinde kibirli halini , Batuta her gördüğü yüze inancını sorduğunu, Farabi mutluluk teorisini kalem alırken mutsuz olduğunu kaçımız düşündü ki?

Düşüncelerin sakıncalı olabileceğini bile kralların savaşları kaybettiklerinde anladıklarını, kardeş kavgalarının gölgesinde suskunlukları, saray odalarında musiki yerine Fransız müziğinin seslendirildiğini, kaç kişi gerçeklerin bizim düşündüğümüz gibi olmadığını biliyor ki?

Tarih deliliklerle dolu….

Sanat anlayışını hayatları ile kıyasladığınızda kaç sanatkar, kaç yazar, kaç şair, aklımızda hayal etmiş olduğumuz şekilde yaşadı ki?

Sanat delilik ister demiyorum, ama sanatkar deli olabilir…

Insanları yazdıkları ile anlamalıyız, yaşantıları ile anlamaya çalışırsak sanatlarının güzelliğine haksızlık ederiz…"

Semra Yıldırım

4 Mayıs 2014 Pazar

Power Rangers vs Reservoir Dogs (based on true story)



We were 5 children who wanted to play Power Rangers in the street. I already made wooden swords, spear, bow and axe. I picked to be blue ranger. He was the scientific one and wore glasses as well. It was my right by law to be him. I made my brother red ranger and other guy black ranger. We were 5 boys and the things got tricky in the case of picking yellow and pink rangers. I somehow convinced 4th guy to be yellow ranger. I don't know, maybe he didn't watch the show or yellow was not so feminine colour. Then the last guy had to be pink ranger. He didn't accept. Whole game started to became a Reservoir Dog scene. I tried to convince him showing how cool the bow is. How cool her fighting style.  He said " then why don't you become pink ranger ? " I said " but I got glasses " Yellow ranger said that he doen't want to be yellow ranger anymore as well. I told them "allright you can be rotative yellow and pink ranger ". Pink ranger said " fuck you I don't want to play this fucking game " and he left. I couln't understand for a while. I was 7 years old. Everybody left. I still couln't understand. I tought for a moment. Then it hit to my mind ! How society give significance to the colours ! what sexuality is ! All images turned into my brain. I resisted. I tried to play as blue ranger by myself. I couln't concentrate. I went back home and watched the new episode of Power Rangers. I realized then how cute was Pink ranger is. yellow was not beautiful much. It seemed that I lost my childhood innocence after that moment.
Yeah pink ranger was beautiful...

                                                                                           Umea, 2014

Say Good Night To The Bad Guy



Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
                                                      
                                           Scarface (1983) / Brian de Palma

                                                                                   

22 Nisan 2014 Salı

The Adam Experiment: Part 3 - Noah's Orphanage



(Detective gladly felt that he took the advantage of interrogation again. The only thing has to be done now is that make him doubt of his scientific base and to debilitate the scientific rationalization and to force him to waken his conscious through social ethics. Then he could reach genuinely into the character of this great scientist. Undoubtly if the man still feels just with his actions, there is no point of loyal punishment. The real punishment is to face the crime that he did. At that very time, George Orwell’s novel; 1984 came to his mind. In this novel, just admiting the crime was not enough. They have to admit their crime against Big Brother and therewith they have to love him from the heart. He didn’t understand why he tought about this. Perhaps, He was the one who changed his toughts instead changing Dr. Inan’s. He just stopped to think it. )

Dinçer Inan went crazy after detective’s words. Awhile he tried to be calm nevertheles he couldn’t restrain himself:
-          Have you ever read one of my articles ? you fucking dick ! Have you ever seen my countribution to cancer, brain concussion and lesion therapies. These are the conclusion of 20 years god damn hardwork !! How can you say that to me, you motherfucking son of a bitch !!!!
Inan standed up with anger. Detective didn’t expect that kind of reaction from Inan. But he kept calm. Two zebella like men broke into the room. Detective didn’t even look at the zebellas :
-          Get out. Everthing is under the control” he said. He lighted his cigaretta and said: “ please remain calm Dr. Inan” Dr. Inan set back and responded:” If you talk in this way again, the conversation will be over. I won’t tell you a shit !!! “  
-          I just wanted to be sure that you will not claim a madness defence, said detective. Inan wait little bit to be calm again.
-          May I have a cigarette please ?

Detective took out a cigaretta from the pocket and presented it to Inan, barely standed up and lighted his cigaretta. In short time, interrogation room turned into gloomy by the smoking fume. Dr. Inan started to talk:
-          The ratio of the genders was calculated through the theory of Minimum Viable Population. Contrary to other scientists, I estimate the experiment would have further stages; ”an experiment that lasts for life“. In that case, they had doubt the experiment would be out of control, nevertheles they accepted the theory. However I minimized the number of children as 23 by the  insistence of my colleagues. Thus we guaranteed the survival of the children by the natural reason.
-          So, you estimated detaily the participition of the children to outside-world. However I have to claim that there was nobody around when Noah got out of the ark.
-          From that point, we had to focus scientific part of the experiment rather that philosopic part. We can not ignore out-side world. Therefore, I and my team thougt this would be an amazing opportunity to understand and compare super-ego concept. It would be a great chance to see the difference between the real nature of human-being with spoiled one.

      Inan took a last breath from his cigaretta and pulled it out in ashtray that detective passed to him. For a while they waited silently the next move from opponent. Inan seemed to disproove the point view of the detective which Inan has no scientific base for this experiment. Detective decided to go back the beginning.

-          Doctor, I am not convinced that you are telling everything . For seeing whole picture with details, I have to ask you to explain us everthing from the beginning with every single detail. First of all, how did you collect the children ? Was  there any special parameter, the children had to contain ?
-          No, detective. After all, the whole aim of the project was to observe what kind of norm and regulation, a normal human population can create without any outsider effect. We didn’t look for anything exept the children are healty or not.
-          But How did you collect the children ? Adopting 23 children at the same time from certain orphinage doesn’t seem so legal to me.
-          We did have some connections who know some people in the administration of the orphanages. They dealed with that part of work. They made sure that any of children didn’t have any emotional attachment with any of adults and they convinced the administration of orphanages for adopting the children.
-          Which orphanages ?
-          If you think, I will give you any information about the orphanages and my connection, you can lick my balls, Detective. I particulary indicated that I don’t want to be interrogated in this way.   
-          At least you can tell any of orphanage administrators or your connections were aware of your experiment or not.
-          The orphenage administrators doesn’t know anything about experiment. Beside I don’t even think they cared about these children.
-          What about your connection ?
-          We had to tell them. Most of them respected the aim of the experiment. Plus, you don’t have to bother looking the money transfer. They didn’t ask any money for the job. I wish you luck to reach them. May I have a cup of coffee, Detective ?


Detective didn’t replied. They didn’t talk until coffee arrived. Detective faced an huge wall which was constructed with a great care by Inan. He needed to plan his strategy very carefully. 

part 1: The Adam Experiment: The Garden of Eden
part 2: The Adam Experiment: Raul

11 Nisan 2014 Cuma

Rıdvan'ı bitirecektim





    
     "Penaltıdan sonra gözüm döndü, hırsım geçmemişti. Beşinci gol öncesinde baktım Rıdvan bana doğru geliyordu. O anda her şeyi unutup Rıdvan’ın üzerine gittim. Allah ne verdiyse ayaklarına dalacaktım, bitirecektim onu. Ama baktım Tanju’ya pas verdi, yoksa beni kimse tutamazdı.
Normalde kırmızı kart görmem gerekiyordu, hakem herhalde benden korktu. Pozisyon televizyonda penaltı gibi görünüyor ama inanın değildi. Hakemin işaretini görünce tepem attı. Hemen gidip rıdvan’ı ittim. Sonra Oğuz küfür ederek üstüme geldi, kendimi iyice kaybettim. Tanju engellemeseydi orada çok şey olurdu.
Rıdvan transferde aldığı 2 milyarı bana borçlu. İzmir’deki İngiltere maçında güzel oynamıştı ama ben o kurtarışları yapmasam farklı yenilirdik. O zaman da Rıdvan’ın iyi oyununu kimse görmezdi
Fındık kadar adam maç bitinceye kadar bana “ dışarıda görüşürüz” diye bağırıp durdu. Ona iki parmağım yeter. O benim için artık bitti, yüzüne bakmam. Tekrar söylüyorum, yaptıklarımdan pişmanlık duymuyorum.”

                                                                      Hayrettin Demirbaş, 
                                                                         22 Nisan 1992


9 Nisan 2014 Çarşamba

A Man who sings with Megaphone in Santiago Bernabeu





Through my childhood, I watched Real Madrid matches. I enjoyed many great performances of Raul, Hierro, Zidane, Beckham etc. These were great moments for me. Now all these performances and legends are past. However there is one fucking guy that I notice in many matches of Real Madrid in Santiago Bernabeu, seems always there ! If I remember correct, I first heard this fucking megaphone voice in Real Madrid - Real Sociedad match. Glorios times of Sociedad with Kovacevic, Beşiktaş's child Nihat, Karpin, Xabi Alonso etc.

This disturbing megaphone man never stopped in whole match !

I heard him many other matches in Santiago Bernabeu. He wasn't participating any songs of the fans. He was screaming and singing with his fucking megaphone ! I tought he was some kind of fan leader. But he couldn't encourage the fans and players as well. Instead encouraging, he was like a imam in some Andalusian mosque calling the people to pray ! It might be better in that way.

He sings " go west " with his terrible voice. I assume they produced a cage just protect him from attacks of other fans. This song he was chanting " eloaeoaeeaa höleeeeeoooo eloaaeeaaa löaleaaoooo öleaeee laolaaaaleeeoo " He ruined many matches for Real Madrid !

It is the end of the match, exciting moments, when Real Madrid attacks to the goal, he stops, instead encouraging the attack. while there is no reason he starts his terrible song: "  " eloaeoaeeaa höleeeeeoooo eloaaeeaaa löaleaaoooo öleaeee laolaaaaleeeoo "

He fucks my brain in all Real matches. I don't know how other fans endure this fucking guy !

Two weeks ago he was in Rayo Vellacano match as well with his megaphone.

I can't stand anymore !!

Somebody please take the megaphone away from this man !!!!

" eloaeoaeeaa höleeeeeoooo eloaaeeaaa löaleaaoooo öleaeee laolaaaaleeeoo "


8 Nisan 2014 Salı

Matrix ve Telefon Hakki





- Ben sana orta parmagimi vereyim, sen de bana telefon hakkimi ver .

                  Mr. Jefferson / Matrix (1999) _ Wachowski Brothers


2 Nisan 2014 Çarşamba

The Last Temptation of Christ





- What if I tell something wrong about God ?
- Don't be afraid, God is with you ! He never let you say something wrong about God !
- What if I tell the truth about God ?

                      The Last Temptation of Christ (1988), Martin Scorsese

1 Nisan 2014 Salı

Freedom and Language




In an old joke from the defunct German Democratic Republic: A German worker gets a job in Siberia ; aware of how all mail will be read by the censors, he tells his friends: 

     " Let's establish a code: 
     If a letter you get from me is written in ordinary blue ink,
     it is true; if it is written in red ink, it is false "

After a month his friends gets the first letter - written in blue  -

     " Everything is wonderful here. The shops are full, Food is
      abundant. Apartments are large and properly heated, cinemas
      show films from the West, there are many beautiful girls ready
      for an affair - The only thing you can't get is red ink - "

         
One starts by agreeing that one has all the freedom one wants
Then one merely adds that the only thing missing is red ink: 

We ' feel free ' because we lack of the very language to articulate 
our unfreedom


                                                                  - Welcome the desert of the Real - 

                                                                                         
                                                                        Zizek! (2005) by Astra Taylor

                                                                                     

Türk Edebiyatının açmazları ve Javier Bardem



24 Mart 2014 Pazartesi

The Adam Experiment: Raul - part 2



(Detective waited for a while until he felt that he is superior again. But I was still thinking and he couldn't understand how the Doctor got these information.)
- As you see Mr. Paradiso. Grand-grand father was one of them who inspired me.
- But you failed anyway !
- No, I didn't. I just needed more time until children became 18 years old. The fact, I don't know how you have learnt about my experiment. Since it was so confidential and we were so much careful to keep it in that wise. Probably, Raul was the one who leaked the information outside, to you. Damn kid !
- Raul ?
- Raul was sample number 7. But It became boring after a while calling them with their numbers. We started to call them with football player names. In fact, he was really looking like Raul Gonzalez. The girls mostly called after the names of tennis, and voleyball players. We expected Raul became the alpha-male since from his childhood. He was a great leader. A strange fact that he didn't fall for any girls in the experiment.
- Did you interfere the kids ?
- No, we didn't. At least at the beginning. We didn't want to spoil their isolated enviroment. We didn't assign them any mission neither give any information. We just supplied them the nutrition which they need. Then some problems arised.
- Before asking these problems, I gotta ask to you Doc. have you considered your acts as to be cruel ?
- Why ? How do you think chemistry improved so much after second world war. Germans experiment were the cruel one! However, it paved the way for many modern medication. Do I feel that I am cruel ? I will tell you something detective. And you do not misinterpret me !!! I didn't harm those children like bloody Nazis. We intend to create a paradise for them!  My work will lead the way to the perfect world. The world that there will be no order, no rules and no crimes. Eventually, there will be no secret about human nature.
- So then what is the human nature ?
- As we understood from experiment, our kind is born in a cooperative nature rather than a competative nature. We observed that they didn't fight for their food. After delivering this fact, we supplied them less food sometimes, then we continue to decrease the food for a simulation for mild starvation. Less number infighting first due to the survival instict but in those particular moments, Raul interfered. He set the ordred and made sure that everybody got equal share.
- You don't say so much Dr. Inan, we have to learn more detailed information about this experiment.
- Don't worry, I will give  as much detailed information which you can handle.
- You are underestimating us Doctor. We are not stupid as you think. Maybe this was the reason you got cought.
- Do you want to talk about the experiment or a fucking small talk to restore your ego ?
(Detective got angry little bit, but he kept his thought to himself. Eventually he will get a chance to infiltrate though his defending walls and reach the real him.)
- Yes, Doctor, we were talking about co-operative and competative human nature. What about after genital era, boys didn't compete for girls either. Maybe that's why you put 16 girls and 7 boy in there.
- No, It was Noah's ark
- Noah's ark?! What do you mean Noah's ark !!? Hahaha! Was Noah's ark your referance for the experiment that supposes to change the history of the world ? Is it your scientific methodology that you offer to the all humanity. Dr. Inan? As I can tell, you are nothing but a fake profit !!

to be continued...

first part :  The Adam Experiment - Garden of Eden

24 Şubat 2014 Pazartesi

Alphaville - Jean- Luc Godard, Conscience vs Conscious




" We live in the void of metamorphoses, but the echo that runs through the day ... that echo beyond time, anguish or caresss. Are we near to our conscience, or far of it ? " 

                                                                                                   Alphaville, 1965

29 Ocak 2014 Çarşamba

A film recommendation - UN CUENTO CHINO (2011)



Before deciding to watch a movie, I will always be concerned about the director. Since the director is  the one who is going to turn the imagination of the writer (even if it is based on true story) in to the reality. Let's say sort a of reality. However sometimes there are some actors which we should consider before the director. The Argentian actor: Ricardo Darin. The acting is basically to give the emotion of character to the audience to make them sense the film as a real life. This guy is really a special actor for me as well as Mads Mikelsen and Harvey Keitel expecially in Ulysses' Gaze.

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The movie that I will recommend to you was like a recital of this man and maybe Chinese actor in the film as well. It has been for a while that I haven’t been excited about a movie.

I would like to write more about the movie but I don't want to spoil it for you .

Watch it ! you will not regret .. 



5 Ocak 2014 Pazar

ANLAYANA 3.nokta enter




Bak kardesim .. 

Ben Michael Scofield .. Abimi Linc'i haksiz yere hapisaneye attilar ... Ben de onu kurtarmak icin mukemmel bir plan yaptim ... Banka soyar gibi yapip abimin sokuldugu hapishaneye atildim.. Normalde sadece abimle hapishaneden kacmayi dusunuyordum .. Fakat sikik sikik adamlar plana dahil olmaya basladilar ... Isim zaten basimdan askinken bu psikopatlarla da ugrasmak zorunda kaldim .. 

Plan cogu kez basarisiz oldu .. 

Fakat sonunda kiz arkadasim Sara'nin yardimiyla hapishaneden kacmayi basardik ... Arkamizda bizi kopeklerle kovalayan polisleri atlattik... Fakat nasil olduysa panama'da yakalandim .. Beni dunyanin en boktan hapishanesi Sona'ya tiktilar .. Sona'da amina kodumunun psikopati T- Bag'le karsilastim ... ardindan bi de baktim ki babami olduren ibne Mahone'yi de buraya tikmisler.. Bir sure sonra hapishanenin gediklisi oldum .. Company nasil olduysa beni burda da buldu ve Whistler diye bir herifi hapishane'den kacirmami soylediler .. Yapmassan Sara'yi oldururuz dedi orospu cocuklari..

Lechero'nun internete giren telefonunu caldim ... Olum korkusu ve stress ile gecen gecelerimi internetten porno izleyerek atlatacaktim .. Fakat nasil olduysa facebook ile tanistim .. Facebook bu boktan hapishanedeki stressten kurtuldugum limanim olmustu .. 

Taki senin kodumunun profilini gorene kadar.. Boktan fotograflar, boktan profil resimleri, sikik sikik photoshop posterlerin ile gecelerimin agzina sictin .. Benim fotograflarimi sikko yorumlar yapip bana da posterler hazirlamaya baslayinca beni zivanadan cikarttin pezevenk ...Gunde 22 saat senin profilini takip etmeye senin nasil da boyle bir ibnetor oldugunu anlamaya calisiyordum .. Herifi hapishane'den kacirma isini de iyice bosladim senin yuzunden amcik ... Bunun uzerine yegenimi kacirip oldurmekle tehdit ettiler ... Su an hapishaneden ciktim..bilgisayarimin basindayim .. Dahiligimi kullanarak senin IP adressine ulastim ... Abim Linc'le birlikte ebeni sikmeye geliyoruz .. 

geliyoruz ibnetor !!!!!