The Immortal

According to what it is told, the immortality herb had been grown in a grassland. However when a shepherd brought his herd in this grassland, strange incidents had happened. First 40 sheeps got sloughtered. They suspected from wolves. But the shepherd was swearing that he didn't let the wolves approach to the herd. The day after the dogs and next day the shepherd got sloughtered. The peasants started to search for this terrible monster. Finally when they saw a sloughtered wolf, they got incredibly horrified. After a while, they thought off going to the cave of the wolf. Since they were afraid of supernatural creatures they brought the imam of the village with them. Finally they arrived the cave of the wolf. In the darkness, they saw the shiny long and pointy dog theeths. After the monster baad in an horrifying way, they had gone pale and got into a panic. The imam started to say the sentence from the Quran " Every soul shall taste death " and the monster shut up. When some of outbrave one entered upon the cave, they faced a sheep which has long and pointy dog theeths. Instantly, the sheep attached and killed one of them. Then when the imam started to pray, the monster collapsed onto the ground. There were no blood shed after they slitted its neck. And his meat was stinking like it is left for 7 days under the sun. They assumed that poor sheep had eaten the immortality herb and therefore it turned into blood - thirsty.

What do you say ? some kind of fairy tale ha ?

SPERMA-TO-GENESIS

" and they said, we have been transformed, we attacked and we got destroyed "

Federico Morini / Notes from Inferno

In the morning of that strange day, Max got out from Pedagogrand 7A. The weather was freezing, therewith, it rained yesterday and made the road icy. At that point Chinese guy that owns Chinese store slipped on ice and fall dawn on his ass while he was passing in front of Max. The guy with long hair and beard, in fact, looking like the resurrection of Nordic God Thor, lighted his cigarette before walked his way to the hospital. However in the book of famous German historian Professor Rausch who is the son of Lukas- Paul Rausch "Armeen von Thor" it is written about that weird day as Max had quit the cigarette in those days and he directly walked the hospital instead smoking before.

While walking to the hospital, he thought about his friend who offered him that contribution to the project. When he heard this proposal, he accepted instantly without thinking over. Worldwide famous political analysist Giovanni Barbieri wrote in his book "Soldati all'orrizonte"  as Max would gain 500 krona from his world changing sperm donation and two weeks ago from the incident, he mention the donation to Dinçer while walking to the laboratory and it is written that Dinçer became extremely excited and wanted to join the project. However, Max didn't say more. Through the speculations about this conversation, many pundits said that Max didn't say much due to warning of his friend in the project. Whereas Giovanni Barbieri investigated the case deeply and claimed that in fact Max did know everthing and didn't say much since he was afraid of "them".

Max didn't have difficulty in finding the project room. His friend in the project welcomed him at the door. When he saw the incredibly hot nurse by him, a huge smile appeared on his face and he said " ohh yeah " in his mind. The nurse gave him a sexy glance and invited him to the examination room. Everything was merely transforming a porn scene. However the examination room was complete disappointment. The nurse gave him a vessel and left the room instantly. This part of story had been mentioned in the pyhcological book of Dinçer Inan " Masturbasyonun gizli tarihi" which got banned and burned after the incident due to its perverted context. In the lines of the pages which saved through destruction and reached to nowaday, Dinçer Inan analyzed the mental state of Max during the donation process. Fortunately whole book hasn't remained for the present time.

In the biography of worldwide famous enviromental biologist Karlijn Doorenspleet, named as "My Humps they got you",  she showed the world a really important picture and told that she accompanied Max to the lindelhallen and  she met the other three guys in front of Lindelhallen while they were smoking. Max showed the document to her and other three guys which stated that he donated his sperms to the hospital. After lots of loughes, they asked her to take their picture. This famous picture which you can see above.

From that moment, I need to explain how I know the story beyond that references. I was watching him in that day, even before. I had to make sure that he would give that damn sample. I think you, the readers who reached these lines, deserved to know who I am,

I am going to give you a tip: I am in the picture as well. Of course you know in the left is Max and by him is Dinçer. the guy who gives an effort to look stupid in the all pictures,  No, I am not this fucking Italian guy which was proud of his friend Max who gained easy money. Did you understand who I am ?? Yes ! I am the one who shakes Max's hand and showed the documents proudly to the camera. It was the only time I somehow manifested who I am.

Yes I am Alp motherfuckers !!! The founder of this scientific study. I invested my life to this project. Fucking biologist mucked me all the time ! mucked about the easiness of my studies and also claimed that I sold my soul to the devil. Yes, maybe I am.

In that day, I left and started to walk to the hospital while Karlijn were showing the picture to Max, Fede and Dinçer. I went through the underground tunnels of the hospital. I stopped front of a door and slide my card to the key and press my finger on it. The door opened to an huge laboratory. Everybody looked and salute me respectfuly.  I walked through and stand in front of a capsul which the first clonned Max in it.

Clonned Max opened his eyes and scream " Attackkkiiiinngggggggg !!!

only the sound of bubbles were heard...

                                                     

                                                                           Istanbul, 2015

SILENCE: a thriller story

In that day, the most horrible thing had happened to me. I was in the same room with not so close friend. We had met several time through friend of mine but we haven’t spoken anything except where were are from what we study and shit. I don’t remember any of it. I don’t even remember his name. Of course I can not ask again after encountering many times. Now, his name was “ man “ or “dude” or “guy”. He hasn’t got a name anymore.

I was in my friend’s kitchen with that nameless bastard and there was no escape from it. I opened up the subject:

-          - Hej man ! how is going ?

-          - Wow K. ! I am fine. How are you ?

Everything was going in a shit way. I had lost my credit card. I did got no cash and no food in my fridge. Beside, I had not no residence permit and my rent haven’t been paid yet. When I returned from laboratory, I realized that the landlord was in my home because he always locked my door after he left. Such a nice guy. And I was together with that fucking guy in the same room. I replied the guy like every other people:

-          - I am fine too. 

I felt like in primary school learning English for the first time.  He asked:

-          - What are you doing here ?

-          - I am waiting for F. He said he will come any minute.

I used past tense. I was improving my English. I asked this time:

-          - Why  are you here man ?

-          - I wait for him as well. He said to me the same.

Silence. I knew this silence would arrive. After a while the guy took out his smart phone, and started to write something.  I didn’t have any. My phone got only calculator and snake game. The silence was growing. I looked at his cell phone tried to read what he was writing. I always do this in the bus in the parties. I accepted many years ago the fact that I am a pychopath. Thanks God ! he was writing something in Italian.  I asked with my fucked up Turkish accent:

-          - Che cazzo stai scrivendo ? “ what the fuck are you writing?”

-          - Wow man ! you speak Italian !

He replied me in fucking English and took away all my entusiasm to speak in Italian. But F. wasn’t around. I could not stand the tension of silence between to people. I needed to fire the conversation:

-          - I learned it in Genova from Sicilian people. There wasn’t any fucking people around who speaks English.   

-          - Haha we Italians don’t speak English much.

-          - Which city are you from ?

-          - Bla.bla.

-          - I never fucking heard of it.

-          - It is up north. Really small city. But I studied in Torino. You should visit Torino. It is very beautiful city.

-          - Yes. I really want to visit someday.

That’s it. Silence again. It was spreading all over the kitchen. I heard water drops dripping. That made the silence even more unbearable. I expected the guy to continue the subject.Before  I always tried to fire the conversation. For a while we watched the kitchen. I looked at water tab. It was still leaking. He returned his smart phone. I looked at its screen. He was just scrolling down the facebook page. He was bored, I was bored and water was still dripping. Why fucking F. hadn’t arrive yet ? I should escape from this chinese turture. I took a cigarette from my pocket and went outside. But I knew he was in agony as well. He followed me with cigarette package in his hand.

I lighted his cigarette. We weren’t talking again. The turture leaked outside as well. Many subject to speak came up to my mind. But I was waiting the guy to speak. Motherfucker had to open up a subject. I became angry. F. still wasn’t around. He finally spoke:

-          - The weather is getting cold.

He opened up the most fucked up conversation. Yes. It was November. Of course It would get cold.  

-          - Yeah. It is cold man. It will be colder. I warn you.

-          - I guess so.

Silence outside. The turture continued. Additionaly it was fucking cold. I wanted to return to kitchen but I didn’t want to waste my cigarette. The silence.

Right away, I checked the fucking water tab. I couldn’t able to close. The guy came and said he tried before but couldn’t manage to close. We sit in the couch. He started to check his facebook again. I took out my phone again. I tried to call F. but I realized I didn’t have any credit like always. I asked the guy to call F. He said he couldn’t reach him. Everything was going wrong. He looked at me. I looked at him as well. I thought he was going to say something. I waited. He didn’t start to speak. We ,two man,were like two lovers looking into eachother’s eyes. I was afraid a kiss would break the silence ! I realized that why I didn’t have a girlfriend so much. I never stopped talking and let the silence turn into romance. The silence was growing. I opened  my cell phone and started to play snake game. I always hated that game. Water was dripping.  We had to talk otherwise I was going crazy. There was three subject two man always could speak. I did got no clue about cars and I couldn’t speak about blonde swedish girls with this guy. I don’t even like blonde beside I didn’t want to look like a pervert guy. The last one left. Even though I hate to speak on this subject with strangers, I did got no choice: I asked him. Since I didn’t speak for a while, my voice sounded like fart:

-          - Which team do you support man ?

-          - What ?

-          - Which football team do you support in Italy ?

-          - Ha, I never followed football much but I have a sympathy on Juventus.

Fuck ! The guy wasn’t a fun of football. Now, How the fuck could I talk about Zidane, Del piero, Nedved or even Platini !? I felt like I abased myself. I became angry. Angry against this fucking guy. Angry against F. Angry against this fucking water tab ! Angry against this fucking silence ! I had enough this bullshit ! I jumped on this fucking guy and cought from his coller, shaked him:

-          - Why the fuck you don’t speak ?!! why ?!!

-          - What ?!

-          - Why you don’t open a damn subject !!?? don’t you disturb from this fucking silence !

-          - You are crazy !!! you didn’t even stop talking all the time !

-          - You are lying son of a bitch !!! That’s enough I am gonna kick your motherfucking ass !!!

-          - No ! wait ! I... I am... I am your imagination !!!!

I punched the guy in the face, my hand hurt. My head was pulsating. I was about to cry:

-          - What the fuck are you talking about ?!

The guy was trying to cover his face:

-          - You ....! you are always doing this ! when you are alone and get bored, you start to create a conversation with one of your friend about your thoughts, your theories about life or with a girl that you never opened up your feelings. You create some kind of fake reality for yourself ! Of course we don’t speak much. How  can you  know another person’s thoughts ! You even speak with yourself you crazy fuck !!!   

-          - At least, I know those people, they answer me, ask me some interesting questions !

-          - No ! they are the question, you ask yourself all the time. You somehow get relieved..  A brain masturbation !!

-          - Why the hell do I speak with you then ?! I don’t even know you ! it is fucking turture !!

-          - I don’t know ! how the fuck can I know that !!!?  F. didn't even call you. There is no meeting !!    

He started to cry. I left the kitcken and had a smoke outside. Then I returned to my room. F. was there. I talked with him about my new story, he gave me some good perspective. Later I slept after reading a book in my bed . I saw really wierd dream. I didn’t remember in the morning.

                                                                                  

                                                              

                                                              Istanbul, March 2015

THE APPLE TREE

There is a guy in the top of a hill and by a glorious tree, trying to drop the only apple in the tree. He throws stones, he use sticks. He is in full of sweat. Eventually, he achieved to take down the apple. 

            - Fuck yeah, I got you motherfucker!!!" 

       (A man approaches from behind)

            - You are going to give me that apple man! I came from fucking long way. I am hungry. "
            -  Fuck man! No way! I am hungry too! I worked so hard to get this apple down from the tree!

            - No! You don’t understand. If you eat that apple, you are going to be the first sinner and your life will be a miserable life.
            - What? Are you a fucking angel? What on earth are you talking about?
            - Do you think we are on earth? I have never seen a guy such a mistaken in my whole life?

      (First man looks around and mumbles)

            - I don’t remember how I arrived here, maybe by instinct. But the thing that I am pretty sure, with my whole heart, I want to eat that apple and I am going to fucking do it!

            - You don’t deserve this honor! Look at you! Do you think you are the man who are capable of doing that? Bullshit!

            - I achieved to take it down! I did it! Not you! I am the only one who deserves it!

            - Fool! Do you think I just arrived here? I was watching behind your miserable tries to reach that apple all the time. Why do I bother whether if there is a fool around who will do the job for me?

            - We got a really clever guy here! But your hand will be left on your dick, sorry man!

            - Who says, do you think my desires are about the lust!

            - Man! You are not even aware of your deep motivation. Don’t you remember who told you to come and eat the apple!

            - That’s why you are not going to eat that apple. I came here just to be the first rebellion to him. Yes, she told me too. I am not doing for Eva. It might be surprising for you but I will not do it for the Devil as well.             
             - You are just afraid of confessing that you are under the affect of him or you are so fool even to realize it.

            - I am pretty aware of it is Devil’s wish. But he thinks that he tricked me through Eva. I am superior to him. Earth is superior to the fire! I do it for the knowledge! Knowledge of everything! Even the Devil doesn’t know about this knowledge.

            - God wants me to have that knowledge! You fucking know it, you witnessed with you bare eyes! He let me get it!

            - What you are going to do with that knowledge ha?! You don’t even know what it is for!

            - I am going to mate with Eva. You are so fucking proud that you don’t even admit that you desire for it as well!

            - I tell you what will be happen. You are going to feel shame with each other!

            - That’s why there is the Devil. He will make the shame disappear.

            - You are weak! You just dragged yourself in a situation that you are going to need him for you whole life!

            - You are a delusional guy!

            - You idiot! You don’t know what that knowledge for! That is the ultimate knowledge! That knowledge will make us understand everything! We created from the breath of God. We carry of it! That knowledge will make me Him! It is God wish! And I am ready to kill for it !

         (He took his knife out)

            - I only kill for love, even sacrifice myself!

         (He took out his gun) 
The first guy stabbed the knife to the other guy. Other guy shot the guy from his heart! They died. Apple rolled down from the hill. A guy took it from the ground and say:

" Paradise pesticides! They are the best way to kill the bugs around! Just call us fellows. We are going to come and disinfect your house!

Our number is ………………………………………..

                                                                     Istanbul, 2010  

Ä Pulp Story in Umeå

I am smoking with an Arabic guy in front of M gate of hospital. He is talking about the snow balls with stone inside. He added, Even some people put coins inside. He loughed, I loughed. After an hour I finished in laboratory and go to the downtown. I am waiting in the bus stop of hospital. A woman is coming toward me. I feel she is going to speak with me. She is so close now. She asked something in Swedish. I told her I don't speak Swedish in Swedish. She asked in English, Which bus you are taking ? I replied, number 1. It is the first bus going to downtown. She asked me how do you find Umea ? I replied, It is cold. I say everybody same thing. The woman loughed. She seemed little crazy to me. She told, I am sick. I have oboust. Do you thing I will be winner or die ? I said, you have eyes of a winner. She smiled. The bus came and I got in.

I came here to buy a fake earing. A guy was selling them on a seller table. I searched for the earing so I don't have to make a hole in my ear. However I couldn't find it. I asked the guy. He replied " earing ha, don't you like Swedish girls." and I said 1 I don't like blondes so much. I prefer my both hands, expecialy my left one " the guy loughed and find a fake earing even made me a discount.

I sit on the bench of bus stop in Vasaplan. I saw someone was coming toward me. He looked at around and tell me, " Are you the Jackie ? We got a situation. He didn't talk and fucking guy killed him !  We need you help " Did I tell you it is a wierd day. I tought little bit and I said, What did you do with the body ? The guy's face turned to an emberassed expression. He spoke fasty. We thought to throw it to river, but river and lake is fucking frozen. The ground is also so frozen to dig. I asked with coldblooded tune, Where is the body now ? The guy replied, He is in the trunk. I got up, I lighted my cigaretta and started to walk. The guy followed. I said, First we should get rid of the body. Where is your car ? He said, Damn you are fucking pro dude ! I said, shut up. We walked to his car. I sat to the seat in the front. I throw finished cigaretta from the window. I lighted another one. There was an another guy in back seat. He asked the guy, Is he the Jackie ? The guy had fucking Italian accent. I don't like Italians. But I know the guy. The guy replied in driver seat. No I just picked up a fucking regular guy !! Don't speak bullshit." Italian guy spoke " all right man ! your face looks familiar. Nice earing. Where are you from ? What do you study ?" I replied " are you fucking Erasmus student ? Why do you care ? All right you turned from that street.

They stopped in ruined building. Italian guy opened the trunk. Those guys looked at me and the body. The body lying there was me ! I didn't get suprised. It was a wierd day. We carried me  the cellar of building. There was mercury smell all over. I opened my eyes. The driver and Italian guy was fucking frightened. I asked to me " " now speak God damn it !!!! " I replied:

" V.I.T.R.I.O.L"

                                                              Umea, January 2015 

CAIN and HIS NEPHEWS

In the same day at night Cain and his asistants has came back to the old graveyard. Same as previous nights his asistants were carrying a sack. When they arrived in the very middle of graveyard, asistants arranged the same design. They lighted the gas lamb, spread the carpet over on the ground and put the pillow, spread the hankey, placed the carefe of vine and crystal chalice, they uncovered veil on the crow cage. And Cain spoke:

" take out the oily rope ! "

However his assistant nephews didn't perform his orders, they were both anxious. One of them shouted: 

" we call you " Uncle " but we know you killed our father " 

Cain heard these words and said:

" So the day of reckoning did arrive ha ... In this time it was late. I was waiting for these words for a long time! Yes, I swear on my two children, I killed your father. That's right ! "

His nephew continued his speech : 

" And then your time is over. We are gonna kill you, but slowly ! "

After one of his assistants started to choke him with his arm, other assistant stabbed the skewer to man's belly in three spot. At that point a freezing wind blew and the leaves of tree sizzled. Cain collapsed to the ground with a great pain. He would live with that skewer wounds barely two nights. He was smiling for the first time after decades. 

Right now it was the time to share the master's belongings. They took his cotton robe, belt, headgear and his shirt. Meantime, the man who got three skewer wound, was moaning and swearing. Assistants found one tesbih, 20 filori and 148 akçe in his belt. They shared the money in that point and decided to sell the tesbih in grand bazaar. One's turned to come the symbol of Cain " the golden ring "... They tried to remove it from his finger but couldn't achieved. Finally, they cut his finger with nippers and took the golden ring. 

Then the great trouble to arise ! Because this ring had so much moral value. They couldn't turn into cash.  One of the brothers slapped the other's face. Other brother punched his eyes. During they vulgarly fighted, the first brother who get kicked in his taint, stooped in the ground. Other was about to slap him again but in that time one skewer got stabbed in his heart. It was easy death. And then this assistant heard a voice : 

" Now you are Cain " 

The one who spoke was his wounded Master, his uncle. While he agonized with pain, continued to speak:

" That ring is the sign of Cain. Put it on ! " 

He also said:

" Because like how I killed my brother, I mean your father, you killed your brother too. From now on you are Cain !"

Lastly he said these words as well:

" Your father - while I was killing him - asked me to take care and rises his children - is you ! - So right now you are Cain, you will rise my two son. Also like how you killed me, one of my son is going to kill you and his brother and became Cain ! And this curse will continue through the generations !!! " 

Cain looked at his brother's and his uncle's death bodies. He sit on the pillow and poured vine to his glass. He put the golden ring on and took one sip from his vine. He looked at the corps and enjoyed the view of his work.