THE APPLE TREE

There is a guy in the top of a hill and by a glorious tree, trying to drop the only apple in the tree. He throws stones, he use sticks. He is in full of sweat. Eventually, he achieved to take down the apple. 

            - Fuck yeah, I got you motherfucker!!!" 

       (A man approaches from behind)

            - You are going to give me that apple man! I came from fucking long way. I am hungry. "
            -  Fuck man! No way! I am hungry too! I worked so hard to get this apple down from the tree!

            - No! You don’t understand. If you eat that apple, you are going to be the first sinner and your life will be a miserable life.
            - What? Are you a fucking angel? What on earth are you talking about?
            - Do you think we are on earth? I have never seen a guy such a mistaken in my whole life?

      (First man looks around and mumbles)

            - I don’t remember how I arrived here, maybe by instinct. But the thing that I am pretty sure, with my whole heart, I want to eat that apple and I am going to fucking do it!

            - You don’t deserve this honor! Look at you! Do you think you are the man who are capable of doing that? Bullshit!

            - I achieved to take it down! I did it! Not you! I am the only one who deserves it!

            - Fool! Do you think I just arrived here? I was watching behind your miserable tries to reach that apple all the time. Why do I bother whether if there is a fool around who will do the job for me?

            - We got a really clever guy here! But your hand will be left on your dick, sorry man!

            - Who says, do you think my desires are about the lust!

            - Man! You are not even aware of your deep motivation. Don’t you remember who told you to come and eat the apple!

            - That’s why you are not going to eat that apple. I came here just to be the first rebellion to him. Yes, she told me too. I am not doing for Eva. It might be surprising for you but I will not do it for the Devil as well.             
             - You are just afraid of confessing that you are under the affect of him or you are so fool even to realize it.

            - I am pretty aware of it is Devil’s wish. But he thinks that he tricked me through Eva. I am superior to him. Earth is superior to the fire! I do it for the knowledge! Knowledge of everything! Even the Devil doesn’t know about this knowledge.

            - God wants me to have that knowledge! You fucking know it, you witnessed with you bare eyes! He let me get it!

            - What you are going to do with that knowledge ha?! You don’t even know what it is for!

            - I am going to mate with Eva. You are so fucking proud that you don’t even admit that you desire for it as well!

            - I tell you what will be happen. You are going to feel shame with each other!

            - That’s why there is the Devil. He will make the shame disappear.

            - You are weak! You just dragged yourself in a situation that you are going to need him for you whole life!

            - You are a delusional guy!

            - You idiot! You don’t know what that knowledge for! That is the ultimate knowledge! That knowledge will make us understand everything! We created from the breath of God. We carry of it! That knowledge will make me Him! It is God wish! And I am ready to kill for it !

         (He took his knife out)

            - I only kill for love, even sacrifice myself!

         (He took out his gun) 
The first guy stabbed the knife to the other guy. Other guy shot the guy from his heart! They died. Apple rolled down from the hill. A guy took it from the ground and say:

" Paradise pesticides! They are the best way to kill the bugs around! Just call us fellows. We are going to come and disinfect your house!

Our number is ………………………………………..

                                                                     Istanbul, 2010  

Ä Pulp Story in Umeå

I am smoking with an Arabic guy in front of M gate of hospital. He is talking about the snow balls with stone inside. He added, Even some people put coins inside. He loughed, I loughed. After an hour I finished in laboratory and go to the downtown. I am waiting in the bus stop of hospital. A woman is coming toward me. I feel she is going to speak with me. She is so close now. She asked something in Swedish. I told her I don't speak Swedish in Swedish. She asked in English, Which bus you are taking ? I replied, number 1. It is the first bus going to downtown. She asked me how do you find Umea ? I replied, It is cold. I say everybody same thing. The woman loughed. She seemed little crazy to me. She told, I am sick. I have oboust. Do you thing I will be winner or die ? I said, you have eyes of a winner. She smiled. The bus came and I got in.

I came here to buy a fake earing. A guy was selling them on a seller table. I searched for the earing so I don't have to make a hole in my ear. However I couldn't find it. I asked the guy. He replied " earing ha, don't you like Swedish girls." and I said 1 I don't like blondes so much. I prefer my both hands, expecialy my left one " the guy loughed and find a fake earing even made me a discount.

I sit on the bench of bus stop in Vasaplan. I saw someone was coming toward me. He looked at around and tell me, " Are you the Jackie ? We got a situation. He didn't talk and fucking guy killed him !  We need you help " Did I tell you it is a wierd day. I tought little bit and I said, What did you do with the body ? The guy's face turned to an emberassed expression. He spoke fasty. We thought to throw it to river, but river and lake is fucking frozen. The ground is also so frozen to dig. I asked with coldblooded tune, Where is the body now ? The guy replied, He is in the trunk. I got up, I lighted my cigaretta and started to walk. The guy followed. I said, First we should get rid of the body. Where is your car ? He said, Damn you are fucking pro dude ! I said, shut up. We walked to his car. I sat to the seat in the front. I throw finished cigaretta from the window. I lighted another one. There was an another guy in back seat. He asked the guy, Is he the Jackie ? The guy had fucking Italian accent. I don't like Italians. But I know the guy. The guy replied in driver seat. No I just picked up a fucking regular guy !! Don't speak bullshit." Italian guy spoke " all right man ! your face looks familiar. Nice earing. Where are you from ? What do you study ?" I replied " are you fucking Erasmus student ? Why do you care ? All right you turned from that street.

They stopped in ruined building. Italian guy opened the trunk. Those guys looked at me and the body. The body lying there was me ! I didn't get suprised. It was a wierd day. We carried me  the cellar of building. There was mercury smell all over. I opened my eyes. The driver and Italian guy was fucking frightened. I asked to me " " now speak God damn it !!!! " I replied:

" V.I.T.R.I.O.L"

                                                              Umea, January 2015 

CAIN and HIS NEPHEWS

In the same day at night Cain and his asistants has came back to the old graveyard. Same as previous nights his asistants were carrying a sack. When they arrived in the very middle of graveyard, asistants arranged the same design. They lighted the gas lamb, spread the carpet over on the ground and put the pillow, spread the hankey, placed the carefe of vine and crystal chalice, they uncovered veil on the crow cage. And Cain spoke:

" take out the oily rope ! "

However his assistant nephews didn't perform his orders, they were both anxious. One of them shouted: 

" we call you " Uncle " but we know you killed our father " 

Cain heard these words and said:

" So the day of reckoning did arrive ha ... In this time it was late. I was waiting for these words for a long time! Yes, I swear on my two children, I killed your father. That's right ! "

His nephew continued his speech : 

" And then your time is over. We are gonna kill you, but slowly ! "

After one of his assistants started to choke him with his arm, other assistant stabbed the skewer to man's belly in three spot. At that point a freezing wind blew and the leaves of tree sizzled. Cain collapsed to the ground with a great pain. He would live with that skewer wounds barely two nights. He was smiling for the first time after decades. 

Right now it was the time to share the master's belongings. They took his cotton robe, belt, headgear and his shirt. Meantime, the man who got three skewer wound, was moaning and swearing. Assistants found one tesbih, 20 filori and 148 akçe in his belt. They shared the money in that point and decided to sell the tesbih in grand bazaar. One's turned to come the symbol of Cain " the golden ring "... They tried to remove it from his finger but couldn't achieved. Finally, they cut his finger with nippers and took the golden ring. 

Then the great trouble to arise ! Because this ring had so much moral value. They couldn't turn into cash.  One of the brothers slapped the other's face. Other brother punched his eyes. During they vulgarly fighted, the first brother who get kicked in his taint, stooped in the ground. Other was about to slap him again but in that time one skewer got stabbed in his heart. It was easy death. And then this assistant heard a voice : 

" Now you are Cain " 

The one who spoke was his wounded Master, his uncle. While he agonized with pain, continued to speak:

" That ring is the sign of Cain. Put it on ! " 

He also said:

" Because like how I killed my brother, I mean your father, you killed your brother too. From now on you are Cain !"

Lastly he said these words as well:

" Your father - while I was killing him - asked me to take care and rises his children - is you ! - So right now you are Cain, you will rise my two son. Also like how you killed me, one of my son is going to kill you and his brother and became Cain ! And this curse will continue through the generations !!! " 

Cain looked at his brother's and his uncle's death bodies. He sit on the pillow and poured vine to his glass. He put the golden ring on and took one sip from his vine. He looked at the corps and enjoyed the view of his work.