Once upon a time, there was a man who called himself a fugitive.
He committed absurd crimes and spent his life escaping from the law.
One day he forged a fake 15 euro banknote for no reason,
And paid a hotel room for a night.
In the morning the policemen stood at the hotel room's door.
The detective always chasing him pounded the door firmly and roar,
"I know you are in there, my friend, this time you will pay the price of your crime."
The man replied greedily,
" Haha! you fucking cops, you will never catch me alive."
When the cops broke the door, the man quickly ran to the bathroom.
But there was a problem of course:
No other outlet in the bathroom except a small ventilation hole.
When the cops started breaking the door of the toilet,
He cried and prayed to the God:
"What if my God turned me into a little insect that I could escape from that small hole".
When the policemen broke the bathroom door,
There was no man except a shit bug on the floor.
The angry cop cried out,
"Where the hell is this son of a bitch ?"
He gasped and with a ferocious anger,
Squeezed the disgusting bug on the ground.
Munich, March 2017
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